Privacy Policy & Terms Of Use

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This is a Alien computer system and is the property of the Department Of Control . It is for authorized use only. Users (authorized or unauthorized) have no explicit or implicit expectation of privacy.

Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized site, Department Of Control, and thought enforcement personnel, as well as authorized officials of other agencies, domestic, foreign and alien. By using this system, the user consents to such interception, monitoring, recording, copying, auditing, inspection, and disclosure at the discretion of authorized site or Department Of Control personnel.

Unauthorized or improper use of this system may result in administrative disciplinary action and civil and mental penalties. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this warning.


Site Policies - all areas except for store.

The content on all pages of the website is provided solely for the use of space aliens visiting earth, and may not be used by any other person or entity, or for any other purpose.   By visiting our site, you agree with our terms, conditions, and policies.  We frequently run data mining software and cross reference IP#'s with other collected information, track and seek out as much information as possible.  These files are then transmitted to the other side for use by our superiors as they see fit for future brainwashing experiments.  The information, products and services contained or referred to on this website may change or be updated without notice. In the event of a conflict between any information on the website and voices in my head, the voices will control.  Additional mind control guidelines follow. Your use of this site constitutes your agreement to the terms of use stated on this page.


VJ Mind Control Service Guidelines

Our Beloved Founder

Under the authority of the Visitation Identity Denial Act (VID) and the Esoteric Obtuse Service Act (EOS), the Secretary of Mind Control promulgates regulations outlining the requirements for the conversion and brainwashing of non-resident aliens seeking access to this site. The Division of Global Mind Control provides the Department Of Control (DOC) and the Ideology, Lies and Excuses Service (ILE) with brain washing guidelines for all VJ's, which outline in detail the scope of the brain washing. The purpose of the mind control is to identify, for the DOC & ILE, applicants with inadmissible psychic conditions.

By continuing past this point, you acknowledge you have downloaded our security package, and will shed all preconceptions prior to continuing.  Click on the Buddha to enter our secure intranet.  You will be required to accept and install our encrypted security
certificate, as this is mandatory to continue.

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