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the Department Of Control . It is for authorized use only. Users
(authorized or unauthorized) have no explicit or implicit expectation of
privacy.
Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized site, Department Of Control, and thought enforcement personnel, as well as authorized officials of other agencies, domestic, foreign and alien. By using this system, the user consents to such interception, monitoring, recording, copying, auditing, inspection, and disclosure at the discretion of authorized site or Department Of Control personnel. Unauthorized or improper use of this system may result in administrative disciplinary action and civil and mental penalties. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this warning.
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Site Policies - all areas except for store.
The content on all pages of the AudioVisualizers.com website is provided solely
for the use of space aliens visiting earth, and may not be used by any other
person or entity, or for any other purpose. By visiting our site,
you agree with our terms, conditions, and policies. We frequently run data
mining software and cross reference IP#'s with other collected information,
track and seek out as much information as possible. These files are then
transmitted to the other side for use by our superiors as they see fit for
future brainwashing experiments. The information, products and services
contained or referred to on this website may change or be updated without
notice. In the event of a conflict between any information on the
AudioVisualizers.com website and voices in my head, the voices will control.
Additional mind control guidelines follow. Your use of this site constitutes
your agreement to the terms of use stated on this page.
VJ Mind Control Service Guidelines
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Under the authority of the Visitation Identity Denial Act (VID) and the
Esoteric Obtuse Service Act (EOS), the Secretary of Mind Control promulgates
regulations outlining the requirements for the conversion and brainwashing of
non-resident aliens seeking access to this site. The Division of Global Mind
Control provides the Department Of Control (DOC) and the Ideology, Lies and
Excuses Service (ILE) with brain washing guidelines for all VJ's, which outline
in detail the scope of the brain washing. The purpose of the mind control is to
identify, for the DOC & ILE, applicants with inadmissible psychic
conditions.
Site Policies - Store Area
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There are links on this site which allow you to visit the sites of other
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the information provided in these sites nor the quality or acceptability of the
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AudioVisualizers.com Inc. has not tested and makes no representations regarding
the correctness, performance or quality of any software found at these sites.
You should research and assess the risks which may be involved in accessing and
using any software on the Internet before using it. Your use of this site
constitutes your agreement to the terms of use stated on this page.
