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VJ Mind Control Service Guidelines
Under the authority of the Visitation Identity Denial Act (VID) and the
Esoteric Obtuse Service Act (EOS), the Secretary of Mind Control promulgates
regulations outlining the requirements for the conversion and brainwashing of
non-resident aliens seeking access to this site. The Division of Global Mind
Control provides the Department Of Control (DOC) and the Ideology, Lies and
Excuses Service (ILE) with brain washing guidelines for all VJ's, which outline
in detail the scope of the brain washing. The purpose of the mind control is to
identify, for the DOC & ILE, applicants with inadmissible psychic
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